hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 



roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*


joequinones:

brianmichaelbendis:

THIS is why you take the medical illustration class

By David Marquez (I think? Internet?)


kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine


bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image


cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands




dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME

dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME


clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 


gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

tyleroakley:

Jesus came back on the third day for this.